Barnes had a boffo idea.

Boffo, I tell ya!

I took this idea from Barnes's latest blog entry and made it my own.

Tommy's Worldwide Traveling Adventure (in place of the wrestling thing)
Scotland
England
Germany
Norway
Sweden
Ireland
Iceland
China
Japan
Israel
Egypt
Australia
Alaska
Yellowstone


Tommypalooza (Dream Music Festival)

Black Sabbath
Saviour Machine
Emperor
Tourniquet ca. 1992 or 1997
Crimson Moonlight
VNV Nation
Alice Cooper
Johnny Cash
Rammstein
Antestor
Meshuggah
Clutch
Zao
Joy Electric

And, this Super Band made of:

Vocals: Eric Clayton of Saviour Machine (clean) and Peter Espevoll of Extol (grinding)
Guitars: Ihsahn of Emperor, Zakk Wylde of Black Label Society/Ozzy, and Aaron Guerra of Tourniquet
Bass: Jason Wisdom of Becoming the Archetype
Keyboards: Nathan Van Hala of Saviour Machine
Drums: Ted Kirkpatrick of Tourniquet


Tommyuk-yuks (Dream Stand-up Comedy Show)

Eddie Izzard
Bill Cosby
Jim Gaffigan
Dane Cook
Lewis Black
Jerry Seinfeld
Christopher Titus
Patton Oswalt
Carlos Mencia
Dave Chappelle
Brian Posehn
Zack Galifianakis
Nick Swardson


The Stewart Network (My own television network with shows that are currently on air/in syndication)

Mystery Science Theater: 3000
The Office
The Simpsons
Family Guy
Seinfeld
24
Sealab 2021
The Daily Show
The Colbert Report
South Park
Titus
Chappelle's Show
Late Night with Conan O'Brien
Metalocalypse
Mythbusters
Man vs. Wild


Best Movie Ever (The Title)

Starring:
Anthony Hopkins
Tom Hanks
Jack Nicholson
Wilford Brimly
Mel Gibson
Marlon Brando
Morgan Freeman
Natalie Portman
Jackie Chan
William Shatner
Sean Connery
Bruce Willis
Julianne Moore
Hugo Weaving
John Rhys Davies
Robert DeNiro
Betty White
Will Ferrell
Christopher Walkin
Christian Bale
Jenna Fischer
John Heder
Patrick Stewart
Dennis Haysbert
Michael Cain
Steve Carrell
Walter Matthau
Samuel L. Jackson


Feast of the Tommy (My Dream Meal)

Appetizer: Mozzarella sticks, rosemary sour dough bread with olive oil and fresh pepper, hot dogs, Bavarian pretzels, and a Woodchuck Amber draft cider

Main Entree: thick sirloin cooked medium over a charcoal grill with bbq pulled pork
Sides: corn on the cob with copious amounts of butter, glazed carrots, bacon, fried cinnamon apples, steamed broccoli, and a cornish game hen
Beverage: large stein(s) of Samuel Adams Boston Lager/Scotch Ale

Dessert: warm, gooey brownie a la mode with caramel and hot fudge, caramel apple pie, generous wedge of Steph's "Super Cake," and a Long Island Iced Tea

After Dinner: Auchentoshan single malt scotch on the rocks with an Arturo Fuente Opus X cigar