Well, ladies and gentlemen, we've done it. We have achieved victory over that bastard Global Warming.
Don't believe me? Well, just read THIS!!!
Good job, everybody. Especially Steph and myself. I believe we get credit due to the fact that we both drive Honda Civics. And we have a few of those energy-saving bulbs (and here you thought we were just trying to save money - poppycock!)
So if you would like to show your thanks, you may buy us drinks any time.
You're welcome.
In other news, I think that Barack Obama is in fact an idiot.
You can find excerpts from an exchange between him and McCain several places online, but let me go through some of the highlights:
We all know that Obama wants to get the troops out of Iraq ASAP. But he says that after he pulls them out, he would "reserve the right" to act "if Al Qaeda is forming a base in Iraq."
IF.
So McCain, noticing the absurdity, responded, “Is Sen. Obama unaware that Al Qaeda is still present in Iraq, that our forces are successfully fighting them every day...?"
And later, this little gem:
"For Sen. Obama to say he would consider going back militarily if Al Qaeda was in Iraq when Al Qaeda is in Iraq is probably one of the more remarkable statements that have been made on American national security policy."
True that.
Then Obama pretended to have a snappy comeback, but if you actually read what he said, he never addressed or defended his idiotic statement. Go ahead. Look it up.
So for all of you people reading this who support Obama, I have a challenge for you:
TELL ME WHY.
Concrete reasons. Actual stances on issues. Real plans for action and how he will actually carry them out. And I DARE you to do it without using the words "change," "the future," "tomorrow," or "hope for the future of change for tomorrow."
Seriously. Go.
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Not that I support Obama, but here are some simplistic, ignorant (yet frighteningly true, believe me I asked) reasons why some are supporting Barack Obama aside from his policies:
1) I'm a white guy trying to rectify my white guilt by supporting a black guy. I'm not racist...really, I'm not!
2) I'm a black guy that wants to help out another black guy because if I might be seen as an "Uncle Tom" if I don't support him.
3) Because I hate Hilary Clinton and am not a Republican.
4) OMG! Oprah LOOOVVESS HIM!
5) John McCain looks icky and Hilary's a stuck-up bitch.
Mind you, I'm not trying to be funny. These are REAL reasons from some REAL voters that I've spoken to. I don't think they read much.
Oh and no one does anything for children anymore, provided that they own a Nintendo Wii.
I support Obama because tomorrow he will change the future!!!
That's right, I just totally REJECTED your dare!!!!
I do kinda like Obama though, but I'm saving that for a future blog. So, you'll just have to wait.
I don't know if I take kindly to that kind of guff, sir.
Hindu does stuff for the children.
Hindu does it all for the children, so that they won't do drugs. I just love the stuff I learn on wikipedia!
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